You know when there's that torrential downpour in movies and, like mood music, it cues to you that one of these various things is going to happen:
1. Someone is going to die in some accident caused by the rain.
2. There's going to be a grand declaration of deep rooted passion that will be accepted. Smooches abound.
3. Plenty of pensive staring outside the window.
4.The hero/heroine will be wearing a thick weave oversized sweater that covers half of their hands while clasping a hot mug of something, (Looking pensive, of course. See #3). Contemporary coffee shop music will play. They are pensive because they and their significant other have fought and now are reflecting upon the quarrel.
Today, when I left class in my short sleeves there was pouring rain. Alas none of the aforementioned things happened. What did happen...
1. I had to walk up a hill and some flat area for 20 minutes.
2. I got visibly soaked, thank goodness I had my glasses on so I couldn't properly assess the damage.
3. I wore my sweater on my head and every street vendor harassed me. "UMBRELLA? PERCHE NO?" Even they felt sorry for me.
4. And then I got home on Facebook... and someone told me they saw me with my sweater on my head walking through the streets of Perugia.
I don't even get the dignity of anonymous shame.
Ah... and the night is young yet. Maybe more people will tell me they saw me. Perugia is pretty small. I could be known as "That Blonde Girl Who Wore a Sweater on Her Head When It Rained."
Crossing my fingers for such luck!
It sounds like the sequel to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
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